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Of Mice and Men from Mars, Minons, Morons and Stooges Dummy Down America

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Doctor Buzzard

Doctor Buzzard

Watch any of the so called news programs and all you’re likely to find is that Jon is upset because Kate did not wipe his ass just right (it traumatized their kids (and likely anyone else forced to watch this kind of crap)). Serious discussion on the impact of the pack of lies that lead this nation into the worst disaster in living memory. Nada. Thousands of American Soldiers dead, and tens of thousands wounded or psychically damaged beyond repair… Pick up the paper and Kathleen Parker just hopes that President Obama has a little more Mars in him, suppose she is not satisfied with the over 80,000 women and children made widows and orphans in a war that was, not only completely unnecessary, but in addition a complete and total fabrication. Kathleen Parker writes….
Kathleen Parker: Mars and Venus collide

His voice was also calm and reasonable, his remarks simultaneously sharp and blunt. Cheney said he remains a strong proponent of enhanced interrogation, which he said was used with only “hardened terrorists after other efforts had failed.” The interrogations “were legal, essential, justified, successful, and the right thing to do.”

Cheney was especially forceful in criticizing Obama’s “selective release” of documents on the interrogation program without also releasing the intelligence those interrogations produced.

“The public was given less than half the truth,” he said. “The released memos were carefully redacted to leave out references to what our government learned through the methods in question.”

Indeed “The public was given less than half the truth,” there was NO TRUTH to ANY of this. We were marched off to war on nothing but a pack of lies. And to add insult to injury, beyond the cost of precious American blood, but the cost of six trillion dollars is placed upon the already broken back of the American taxpayer. Incompetence fuled by fools and a “Big Brother” moron mentality offered up from the stooges of the American press… Utterly disgusting a shame and disgrace to the buzzards.

Of Mice and Men – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Based on Steinbeck’s own experiences as a bindle stiff in the 1920s (before the arrival of the Okies he would vividly describe in The Grapes of Wrath), the title is taken from Robert Burns’s poem, To a Mouse, which are often quoted as: “The best-laid plans of mice and men/often go awry,” though in the original Scots of the poem they read: “The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men/Gang aft agley.”

Required reading in many high schools, Of Mice and Men has been a frequent target of censors for what some consider offensive and vulgar language; consequently, it appears on the American Library Association’s list of the Most Challenged Books of 21st Century.

Really do not care where any of our men are from (Mars or someplace other than this current bazaaro universe)… Just hope we can find someone with the balls to put an end to this tragic comedy of errors.
Bazaaro World | Chad Was Here

I have reason to believe that the world has turned upside down or is spinning in a different direction. We have crossed over into some parallel universe where everything is backwards and at any moment I expect the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to arrive and/or hell to freeze over. It’ll shock and surprise you. You’ll be happy and sad. It’s like your birthday and a your funeral at the same time. I’ll probably tell you later.

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Got to Love the Long Shot!

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
Doctor Buzzard

Doctor Buzzard

50 to 1… It just don’t get much better than “Mine That Bird”!

50-to-1 longshot wins Kentucky Derby | mansfieldnewsjournal.com | Mansfield News Journal

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — The cowboy and his horse beat them all.
Four Hall of Fame trainers. The ruler of Dubai. Two very sentimental favorites.

Trainer Bennie Woolley Jr. hitched Mine That Bird to the back of his pickup and drove to the Kentucky Derby from New Mexico. With an inspired ride on the rail from Calvin Borel, it all added up to one of the greatest upsets in 135 years of America's most famous horse race.

"Those cowboys," trainer Bob Baffert said, "they came with a good horse."

Mine That Bird went off at 50-1 odds Saturday, but that was only one measure of how little attention he garnered before pulling away in the stretch to score a 6¾-length victory at Churchill Downs, the second-biggest stunner in Derby history. The margin was the largest since Assault won by eight lengths in 1946.

Now if we could just get something out of congress that resembles some realm of common sense, which seems to some to be an even more precious commodity than gold these days. How do these guys get elected?

No priorities | Spartanburg, South Carolina | GoUpstate.com | Spartanburg Herald-Journal

The United States of America faces the worst economy since the Great Depression. It is fighting terrorists in two nations. It is fighting an emerging epidemic at home. The government is mired in debt to other nations and is unlikely to be able to meet its commitments to its own citizens.

And what did a congressional committee spend time debating last week?

College football and the Bowl Championship Series.

Rep. Joe Barton, R-Texas, wants Congress to prohibit the NCAA from referring to any game as a "national championship" unless that game is the culmination of a playoff system.

Barton says the current BCS is so broken, it can't be fixed. He said it's as unworkable as communism.

It would be nice to have a football playoff tournament we all love to cheer for the underdogs of the game but in the end its just a game. Its not like the future of our national economy or the human existance hangs in the balance. As for impact on the economy it looks like the "Woman of Wall Street" Have a better stimulus plan. At least their plan seems to be working. The High Octane Playboy “Women Of Wall Street” Stimulus Plan Creates Heat Wave « The Psychic News Network

Though some of those fires may seem rather suspicious the markets are a long way up from where they were. My good friend Doctor Buzzard is still recovering from heat stroke generated by his most recent rocket ride on a monster move by a good little Penny “Triad Guaranty Inc” (ticker TGIC). But wishes to thank the “Women of Wall Street” for their generous contribution to a worthy of cause helping to salvage the American and Global economy. Legends are not made when the sunlight shines gently upon our shoulders. But rather in the depths of our dark nightmare when bloods runs cold in the streets… Spacial thanks Georgia Anderson, Tina Smith, Tara DeGergorio and all the Women from Wall Street Playboy May 2009 Issue, let history record. (May Issue on sale Now!)